I'm So Woke By datib I'm so woke, I never sleep I'm always on the lookout for injustice to defeat I'm so woke; I know the truth I don't need facts or evidence, I follow my own views I'm so woke; I'm always right I never listen to other opinions, I argue and fight I'm so woke; I'm always offended I find something wrong with everything, even if it's unintended I'm so woke; I'm always virtuous I post hashtags and selfies to show how much I care I'm so woke; I'm always superior I look down on everyone who doesn't share my flair I'm so woke; I'm always enlightened I don't need humor or joy; I need to be frightened I'm so woke; I'm always alone I have no friends or family, just my phone