I’m So Woke

I'm So Woke
By datib

I'm so woke, I never sleep

I'm always on the lookout for injustice to defeat

I'm so woke; I know the truth

I don't need facts or evidence, I follow my own views

I'm so woke; I'm always right

I never listen to other opinions, I argue and fight

I'm so woke; I'm always offended

I find something wrong with everything, even if it's unintended

I'm so woke; I'm always virtuous

I post hashtags and selfies to show how much I care

I'm so woke; I'm always superior

I look down on everyone who doesn't share my flair

I'm so woke; I'm always enlightened

I don't need humor or joy; I need to be frightened

I'm so woke; I'm always alone

I have no friends or family, just my phone